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Thursday 2 October 2014

The Small Hand, Susan Hill. General Plot/crazed rant

Before I start I will say this blog will be full of spoilers from the start and throughout. (you have been warned)




Like the front cover, this book had so much potential. Invisible child ghost hand pulling you to a watery grave: scary. The hand belonging to a child that your brother drowned: scary. Drowned child seeking revenge on murderers family: (slightly clichéd) but scary. This list is scary, if it happens to you or you witness it. But to make people feel like they are there or experiencing it, you must AT LEAST use language from this century! Using Ye Olde English is OK if the story is set in Ye Olde England (clue in the name) but this story is not set in Ye Olde England because there are digital cameras and phones and email and PHOTOSHOP for crying out loud. 

In all fairness the plot could be scary. But the execution is terrible - I am not joking when I say I am more scared of the HOMEPRIDE advert! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdcrHnzq9o8 copy this into Google and don't get too scared.

What this book needs is really immersive language and slow drip-fed clues, so it is actually possible to work out who the hand belongs to before the book tells you, to keep people gripped (which this book really needs help with). There is nothing more gripping than a mystery horror mixed with needing to know if you were right about the ending. But, that being said this book mustn't fall into the trap of giving away the plot before the end (usually this can be avoided strategically with the use of a strange turn of events and someone you always  assumed was not the villain because they "seemed nice", turning out to be the villain)

Long story short: due to a use of out dated and old language this book is only scary if you are
a) scared of hands/children/both
b) a haemophiliac and holding any fine edged object (such as any non-scary page from this non-scary book) has the risk of spraying your blood all over the walls like some disgusting Jackson Pollock (if you don't get this joke do a google images search on him)

Wednesday 24 September 2014

Horror: The Big Picture

Why is Horror Not a Common Genre

Horror is a genre that is shied away from quite often. It makes sense; why would anyone possibly want to scare themselves on purpose?

The answer is simple. Adrenaline. It is the same reason that people ride roller-coasters. The hormone that makes you jump higher, run faster and react faster. It is a naturally occurring, super-power inducing drug, with a rush like no other. Adrenaline is naturally released when scared or angry, to give you an edge when fighting, hunting or protecting yourself or others.

The Classics

If you like horror you must read the following books/authors works from the following list.

Carrie - Stephen King (who is correctly referred to as the king of horror)

The Shining - Stephen King

Edgar Allen Poe - various short stories/passages (my personal favourite story being The Tell-Tale Heart, and my favourite poem is The Raven)

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Frankenstein - Mary Shelley

The Woman In Black - Susan Hill (book, film and play)

Wednesday 17 September 2014

School Project: The Small Hand, Susan Hill. Judging a book by its cover




To me, this is not scary. Sorry to be blunt but looking at ponds is not scary. The publishers had so many options for scary covers. This is not scary. If the boy could have been under the water but staring directly at you, that would be scary, it could have been a photo where you see a man standing alone by a pond then you look closer and there is a boy holding his hand but only in the reflection, that is scary, you at least need something to indicate he is not just a boy looking at pond-life (a little blood pouring from the eyes never hurt anyone). I'm going to stop ranting now because they say don't judge a book by its cover for a reason.

CURRENT SCARE LEVEL: 0/10